What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 28.06.2025 02:09

No way
share office space ...
So they tried
Uber taps AI firm Wayve to pilot fully driverless rides in the UK - CNBC
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
How do you have intercourse with a girl who can remember you for a long time?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Elden Ring Nightreign Is Getting An Official Hardcover Strategy Guide - GameSpot
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
How can I fall asleep fast at night?
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
MongoDB (NASDAQ:MDB) Reports Strong Q1, Stock Jumps 14.3% - Yahoo Finance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Do they have internet in hell? Most people on here seem like damned souls or demons.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
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What could a Google ‘Pixel Flip’ do better than the Motorola Razr? - 9to5Google
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why do most Indian women cuckold or cheat on their husbands?
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why do some of those who believe in a god refuse to consider the possibility they could be wrong?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
No go.
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
They put up a sign reading
Still no good