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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 02:09

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

share office space ...

So they tried

Uber taps AI firm Wayve to pilot fully driverless rides in the UK - CNBC

Still no good.

So, the docs changed it to read

Nuts and Butts

How do you have intercourse with a girl who can remember you for a long time?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Elden Ring Nightreign Is Getting An Official Hardcover Strategy Guide - GameSpot

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds

Next, they tried...

How can I fall asleep fast at night?

Loons and Moons

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Hysterias & Posteriors

MongoDB (NASDAQ:MDB) Reports Strong Q1, Stock Jumps 14.3% - Yahoo Finance

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Do they have internet in hell? Most people on here seem like damned souls or demons.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Then came..

What could a Google ‘Pixel Flip’ do better than the Motorola Razr? - 9to5Google

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why do most Indian women cuckold or cheat on their husbands?

Thumbs down again.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why do some of those who believe in a god refuse to consider the possibility they could be wrong?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Catatonics & High Colonics

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

How do romance scams typically operate? Do they always start by asking for money or do they sometimes begin with personal questions about the victim's life?

Just Forget it!

No go.

No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

They put up a sign reading

Still no good